Life is just a game.-

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the-outsid3:

eat-your-soul-mate:

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thatonemermaid:

me-gusta-spongebob:

ohlookitshimagain:

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flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.

oh there you are Perry

That’s adorable..

Must. Reblog. Platypus.

I thought it was going to come out and eat me but forever rebloging this.

ES PERRY EL ORNITORRINCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

PEEEEEEERRY!!!! *—*  HAHAHAH<3

hooligandanilais:

the-outsid3:

eat-your-soul-mate:

xmaplebeerx:

thatonemermaid:

me-gusta-spongebob:

ohlookitshimagain:

gagaxmothermonster:

lindsexlohan:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.

oh there you are Perry

That’s adorable..

Must. Reblog. Platypus.

I thought it was going to come out and eat me but forever rebloging this.

ES PERRY EL ORNITORRINCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

PEEEEEEERRY!!!! *—*  HAHAHAH<3

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I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING SO HARD 

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Glee Club Facebook || Nationals Celebration

Sugar Motta updated her status - "I can't believe we actually won nationals! So excited, also my daddy is buying the club Scandals, so lets go take it over! New Directions style!"
Brittany S Pierce:
OMG this totally makes up for losing my favorite pillow and blanket in the pool!
Lord Tubbington likes this.
Santana Lopez:
I thought i was your favorite blanket!? :(
Holly Holiday:
I am in town and i will not be missing this. Also, human blanket? Hot.
Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams and 56 others like this.
Brittany S Pierce:
You are, but you told me not to tell anyone we sleep naked, you also told me not to tell people that you like to lay on top of me and have me rock you....
Santana Lopez:
BRITTANY THAT'S PRIVATE!
Holly Holiday:
Nothing's private in this world sweet cheeks!
Sam Evans:
Hell yeah, let's rage tonight. Who's willing to challenge me? I am the drinking champ!
Mercedes Jones:
Sam that's not even a fair fight, your mouth is huge. No one can out drink you.
Artie Abrams:
Damn woman! You act like yo mouth aint big. Quit playin'
Sam Evans likes this.
Rachel Berry:
I for one can not afford to "get cray" so, go on without me!
Quinn Fabray:
But Rachel :(
Rachel Berry:
Okay maybe a few drinks
Quinn Fabray and Santana Lopez like this
Artie Abrams:
Dammmn girl got you whipped!
Mercedes Jones:
Like motha f*ckin cool whip yo.
Santana Lopez:
Meeeeow! Pussy Whipped!
Quinn Fabray:
Santana you're one to talk, Brittany has you wrapped around her pinky. Literally.
Noah Puckerman, Lord Tubbington and 5 others like this.
Mike Chang:
One last blow out before graduation? I'm down!
Noah Puckerman:
The puckmeister's party senses were tingling, i knew you all were planning something. I'm so down. Also what's this about a naked Santana blanket? Or a naked Brittany? I want me some of that ;)
Brittany S Pierce:
You go anywhere near my girlfriend and i'll ram a rainbow pole up your ass.
Santana Lopez:
Wanky, also protective Brit is kind of hot.
Brittany S Pierce likes this.
Rachel Berry:
I am not cool whip...
Quinn Fabray:
Whatever you say babe ;)
Blaine Anderson:
Oh gosh guys! This would be so fun, i forget is there karaoke there?
Kurt Hummel:
If you plan on getting into these tight sequin pants at the end of the night you better hope there isn't Blaine..
Sam Evans likes this.
Tina Cohen-Chang:
It's so easy to tell who's whipped in all of your relationships. So funny, Mike and I are equal, ain't that right baby?
Mike Chang:
Asian Kiss!
Santana Lopez:
I'm side eyeing you so hard right now Chang 2.
Noah Puckerman:
All this couple crap is making me sick. If i can't have Lopez or Britz, i need a girl to mack on. Hey Quinn.. how you doin ;)
Quinn Fabray:
Gay. Gay. Gay.
Artie Abrams:
Poor Joe, never had a chance..
Will Schuester:
You guys celebrating tonight? Where's scandals? I can come by after Emma goes to sleep.
Santana Lopez:
Doesn't get any creepier than that...
Brittany S Pierce:
Did he not understand my Dinosaur song?
Sugar Motta:
D-I-N-O-S-A- UR A DINOSAUR
Quinn Fabray:
And O L D M A N you're just an old man hittin on me whaaaaat?
Santana Lopez:
You need a CAT SCAN!
Lord Tubbington likes this.
Brittany S Pierce:
Lord Tubbington that was not the appropriate time to like something..
Sugar Motta:
DAMN YOU PEDO WILL!